Monday, July 29, 2013

Babe


Jesus. look at me!  I'm a total hottie!  The blurb from Nirvana Tech was right, they really do deliver what they promise, and more. I'm damned near almost irrististible.  Hell, I even fancy myself.
So you should Simone
mmm, now think, Simon, what do we do now?  Stay in and explore this body or go out clubbing and find out what it can experience?
Go out Simone, go get to know what it truly feels like to be a godess
Rght, think clearly Simon - get a grip- no good having this body unless it is seen and admired, is it?
No
Ok, so. Out iit is then. And then sex. Loads of sex, I want to experience a female orgasm so much.
Thats right Simone, it is clear now
Shit. That means I need a cock, and I'm still a man, whatever I look like. I bloody hate homosexuals. Any guy gets his cock out in front of me gets it bitten off
Bitten?
I mean he gets a good kick in the balls. Bloody homos should be shot! No, I'm straight - women only for me
But you are a woman Simone
Damn! Ok, think it through. Lesbians are a waste of good flesh, but taking a man is off the agenda. Shit, I should have thought this through!
It's empty down below Simone, isn't it?
Does it make me gay if I fuck a man or two as a female? What about if I sucked but didn't swallow? What about a threesome - then it sort of evens out?
Now you are thinking Simone
Ok, right. going out, maybe a threesome, maybe just a bit of cock-sucking,so long as it is a decent sized cock, I don't want some small-time Joe, not for a first time.
First time Simone? Planning more are you?
A threesome? Now thats an idea. Where can I find two decent hunky guys to go along with that?
Did I just decide to do two guys? Shit this is wierd


Winner Takes It All


That's right boys, go for it!

Remember, whoever gives the best blow-job gets to return to their own bodies and leave here with the £25,000. The loser stays as he is now and can forget( at least until the next challenger comes along) leaving here at all and paying the forfeit.

My my Peter, I do believe you backed off a little there. Do I detect a little reluctance to leave quite yet or maybe you hate what you are doing? I wonder if Fraser here is that desperate for the money, or if he just loves the sucking more than you. Either way, unless you swallow your pride (and a lot else too) it seems you will be staying with me for a little while longer, and I cant say I am upset at the prospect - you have a very inviting ass.

Friday, July 12, 2013

A Building Society you can trust!


We here at 'Countrywide Building Society' pride ourselves on our honest, open and up-front approach to our customers. We believe in giving our investors and borrowers a degree of understanding that can't be found anywhere but at 'Countrywide Building Society'.

As a mutual, we are owned by our customers, and feel our first duty is to them, not for us the greed and selfishness of the other banks and building societies owned by large corporate shareholders; our directors earn only a fraction of other major banks' chiefs earn; our investors see a more positive bonus than is available elsewhere in the financial services industry.

Fairness is our password at 'Countrywide' as can be seen from this recent picture sent in from one of our happy customers. A Mr Steven Hastings, of London, sent this snap of Mr Jeremy Stokes to us , with his grateful thanks that we at 'Countrywide Building Society'  really do service more needs than other institutions.

Mr Stokes had surpassed his overdraft limit by almost £6, or almost £88 once charges had been applied. As is our policy we didn't foreclose on him, or take him to court, no. We here at 'Countrywide' think of ourselves as more enlightened, and so sent him to assist in the household of our friend, and much more responsible customer Mr Hastings to pay off the debt so both of our highly valued customers thereby getting what they truly deserve.

'Countrywide - the more enlightened Society, where people get what they deserve'

meet the ex



Now, David, I said we needed a chat tonight, so let's not beat about the bush, allright?  I sense a little cooling in your feelings for me, and have heard a disturbing rumour about you. I have heard that you have been flirting with that hussy  Julia from down the road. 


Well I have given it some thought, and came to the conclusion that it is about time you met my last boyfriend Andrew, or Andi as he goes by now. He, for some unfathomable reason, decided I wasnt the woman for him and went off with some tart. I can tell you I wasn't best pleased. so had a little chat with him about it.

Naturally, he saw my side of the argument, and saw the hurt and anguish he had caused me, and so naturally he should repay me by serving me in whatever way I desired, when I desired. He did always have a thing about shoes and heels, so I treat him occasionally to a taste. 

You realise that I am telling you this, and introducing you to Andrew just so you know all the facts, don't you David dear? I wouldn't dream of threatening you