There! All done. I really wish you boys had been smiling more though when I cast the spell. I think Peter there was the only one of you who quite enjoyed the change happening. At least he doesn't look as pissed off as you, Marty and Fraser. Well, the plus side for Peter is he gets played with more than you other two - what girl wants their dollies to look grumpy?
I wonder if you are actually still in there, knowing what happened to you, or did the spell turn your petty little minds plastic too? Well, boys, the spell cost me three weeks' pocket money, and the spell to undo it is even more expensive - so make the best of it, ok? And I hope that when and if I change you back you stop messing with my toys!
Thats is, hold it......*click*
Ok, everybody, relax, that will be one for the album. Hopefully the next shot will include me and dear Andrew out of his cage and into a nice uniform. I really have to thank you ladies for letting me join the club, I was at my wits end with Andy and his womanising. This is the best solution for all. I don't have to worry about his whereabouts or where that dick of his is, he doesn't pay for a divorce, I get to decide what we spend his income on, and if my house looks as clean as yours then I get more leisure time too!
Rick looked at his best mate Tim, he tried to keep smiling like he had been told, but the effort was killing him.
'Best mate my arse' he thought. 'Gambling a months rent away in one night of poker with the landlord. And that creepy bastard landlord then demanding they repay ''in kind'' at his club. What could they do? No money, no flat if they refused, no credit to draw on - it was a stuggle enough to pay the rent as it was without having to find the extra month. And to cap it all here he was dressed in this bloody outfit with his cock painfully tucked away and his hair shaved off - and just to put the icing on the cake Tim looked so much better than him! Tomorrow night I want the red outfit and wig!'
