‘Hey Phil, I got it! I only
actually went and got it! The lamp of
Jymir the Great, the original genie! Three wishes to get whatever we want’.
‘That’s great Bernie, remember though, that he was a sly old bastard
apparently, so be careful what you wish for phrase it very carefully. And
nothing small-scale like ‘I wish we were more popular at school. OH shit.’
***Kazaammm***
‘You prat Bernie! That’s only one wish left.
‘One? Two, you mean, I only used one’
‘Yes, but I have to waste another to get us back to our old bodies’
‘Er, you know maybe you shouldn’t, well, like, be so hasty perhaps Phil’.
