The Gatecrashers

          Jesus, how the hell do you walk in these things? I'm going to break my bloody ankle!
         
          Look, I'm having trouble too, but you don't hear me complaining do you Darren ?, I told you I could
          make you look like a bird with the spell, but it only does appearance, not skills, not minds understand?
          Now behave or the girls will get suspicious.

          Ok Bernie, and I thank you, I really do, but I can't hardly walk! And this bloody thong is cutting me in
          half!

          You chose the outfit you tart, try to act ladylike will you, you are drawing attention to us. And stop 
           scratching your groin, it's disgusting.

           Sorry Bern, you're right, lets get a beer shall we?

           A beer? Are you like a total idiot? White wine for me please. Damn, you men are so uncouth.

           Are you ok Bern, you sound a bit funny?

           Er, I'm not really sure actually sweetie, be a love and get me that wine please, I need to powder my 
           nose.


         

A deal's a deal

Dave felt awkward, exposed and very silly.  Damn, he loved his sister, but she could be a nasty and vindictive swine when she put her mind to it. He owed her big-time at the moment. She could ruin his plans and future if she told their parents about him cheating on his exams. They wouldn’t stump up fees if they knew he had done that.

‘look sis, I know I said I would do anything you said for 24 hours if you kept quiet, but remember that finishes at midnight, so we leave then, ok?

‘ok, ok, no need to remind me Dave. Midnight it is – until then you are Danielle, a friend from out of town here just for the party.  What do you have to do if anybody hits on you’?

Dave felt awkward, exposed and very silly.  Damn, he loved his sister, but she could be a nasty swine when she put her mind to it. He owed her big-time at the moment. She could ruin his plans and future if she told their parents about him cheating on his exams. They wouldn’t stump up fees if they knew he had done that.

‘look sis, I know I said I would do anything you said for 24 hours if you kept quiet, but remember that finishes at midnight, so we leave then, ok?

‘ok, ok, no need to remind me Dave. Midnight it is – until then you are Danielle, a friend from out of town here just for the party.  What do you have to do if anybody hits on you’?

'Ha'! she thought, 'he isnt getting off that lightly'. Her camera was in her bag, and soon 'Danielle' would be visiting more often, getting a facebook profile and becoming  a real  party girl. No doubt about it, Danielle was going to be much more fun than Dave.

three futures

ok, ok, I admit it - I think he looks bloody lovely! enough already!

This picture just has something, don't ask me what though, same pic, three stories.