Babe

Jesus. look at me!  I'm a total hottie!  The blurb from Nirvana Tech was right, they really do deliver what they promise, and more. I'm damned near almost irrististible.  Hell, I even fancy myself.
So you should Simone
mmm, now think, Simon, what do we do now?  Stay in and explore this body or go out clubbing and find out what it can experience?
Go out Simone, go get to know what it truly feels like to be a godess
Rght, think clearly Simon - get a grip- no good having this body unless it is seen and admired, is it?
No
Ok, so. Out iit is then. And then sex. Loads of sex, I want to experience a female orgasm so much.
Thats right Simone, it is clear now
Shit. That means I need a cock, and I'm still a man, whatever I look like. I bloody hate homosexuals. Any guy gets his cock out in front of me gets it bitten off
Bitten?
I mean he gets a good kick in the balls. Bloody homos should be shot! No, I'm straight - women only for me
But you are a woman Simone
Damn! Ok, think it through. Lesbians are a waste of good flesh, but taking a man is off the agenda. Shit, I should have thought this through!
It's empty down below Simone, isn't it?
Does it make me gay if I fuck a man or two as a female? What about if I sucked but didn't swallow? What about a threesome - then it sort of evens out?
Now you are thinking Simone
Ok, right. going out, maybe a threesome, maybe just a bit of cock-sucking,so long as it is a decent sized cock, I don't want some small-time Joe, not for a first time.
First time Simone? Planning more are you?
A threesome? Now thats an idea. Where can I find two decent hunky guys to go along with that?
Did I just decide to do two guys? Shit this is wierd