Friday, April 19, 2013

Gaining Confidence


Christopher had always lacked confidence. He wasn’t athletic, overly smart or good-looking. He had been turned down by all the girls he had tried to chat up. He was despairing of ever getting laid – the girls sensed his lack of self-belief and just didn’t want to know him. He was a loser.
The pop-up on his computer seemed just the ticket.   ‘Be the life and soul of the party! Be the one everybody wants to know! Lose those feelings of inadequacy!  Learn to love yourself and get a whole new life!  Don’t be lonely, be You!!  Do all this in the comfort of your own home. Easy monthly payment terms available visit loki.com and find out what you have been missing.

Hell, I’ll give it a go, he thought – what have I got to lose?

For 6 months he locked himself away, studying the ‘Pathway to the new you’ guide, listening to the files, doing the exercises, following all the little tips the course sent his way and sending off for the various vitamin pills that were suggested by the course. Slowly at first his confidence in himself grew, and as it did so did his eagerness to visit the site. He would spend whole weekends at the keyboard, reading, listening and absorbing the lessons, taking his vitamins and visiting the on-line shops the site pushed.  After the 6 months Chrissie felt the time had come. Tonight was the big night – he was going out to a bar ( the site had thoughtfully included  a list of clubs he would enjoy visiting) and he would show them just how confident he was!

He took the photo the site told him too, sent it in and looked in the mirror. ‘looking good Chrissie, my, going to be popular tonight girl’!


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